World Ends Now
Well so it seems that in my infinite wisdom I have formed a blog on the Internet. I am here mainly to give out my opinion on the mundane and useless, to prove more or less that no one cares. I don’t know whether anyone is actually reading this, nor does it matter. Those who do read this blog, I have nothing but pity. I suspect that Nostradamus predicted this as the first sign of Apocalypse, as he did for everything else. However if the world is planning to end I would prefer that someone notify me beforehand.
About myself? I’m a human being (that has yet to be disproved) living in Canada. Yes, that northern wasteland Canada. And yes to your next question there are people here. Last I checked I was male. I hope this stays constant.
I am an observer, and hope to see generally everything (not a sexual reference). I enjoy seeing connections. Meaning how people communicate, how we address one another and how we know each other. The Internet in my nonsensical opinion is built for interaction between human beings, which is something I wish to see flourish. Unfortunately the Universe is built to not run in my favour and now that I said this, some media conglomerate will run up an buy it…or something.
Well to give you a general idea of what this blog is going to be about. I will just post things idiotically intelligent and monotonously nifty. Technology, and media will be a big factor in this. Right now I’m not exactly sure how much. For all I know next week this will just become where I displace my pr0n. I will occasionally rant about things only I care about like used Japanese underwear found in vending machines. Expect to see something about that soon, or don’t. I really hope you don’t.
Well I might as well let the suffering start now. Discover Magazine recently put up an article on how the world’s going to end. The list goes through 20 different ways we all inevitably die. I was increasingly depressed when I found that this blog wasn’t on it. The article itself is something to think about as some way or another one these has got to be right. They list ways nature kills man, man kills man and God kills man. I personally enjoyed the last section that stated the world would end after someone wakes up, having it be a horrible nightmare. It made me pleased for a moment as it would explain the deranged world I live in. Here’s a link http://discovermagazine.com/2000/oct/featworld
Go fornicate yourself with it