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Lies! Lies! Lies!

Before I had any further into…whatever I’m doing, I should let you know that I am a compulsive liar. Nothing I say is true, starting with the previous sentence. Just keep reading this paragraph, it will eventually make sense. So lesson learned here is never trust me. For those who do, there are several grave sites with your names on them.

Now to go further on the talk of lies, the television program the Moment of Truth springs to mind. Not because I watch it mind you, but because it is a fluid, and who can deny, dynamic, cesspool of utter nonsense.

For those of you who don’t know the “Moment of Truth” it’s a television program where its contestants are tied to polygraph devices and asked personal questions, like “Do you ever feel like killing your husband?”

This is where all the stupid people gather for the world’s dumbest greed awards. Who would tell the world your darkest secrets and potentially ruin their lives for cash? Damn. I just realized it’s rhetorical question. Damn human race, it seems we can’t get moronic enough.

Well to further my statement the Colombian (being a Spanish island nation south of Norway) version of Moment of Truth (which is in fact the original version of the show) was cancelled several months ago. This was because the question they asked a lucky female contestant at the time was “¿Usted le pagó a un sicario para mandar matar a su marido?” or in English “Did you pay a hit man to kill your husband?” The woman with 50,000,000 Colombian on her mind answered yes to the question, which would be the truth. This then brought the dilemma of whether of they should arrest her or give her the gracious amount of cash. Being human and unforgiving, they gave her the cash.

Soon after someone screamed lawsuit and the show was pulled. Here’s the link if you want the full report, or if you don’t trust me. I hope you can read Spanish.

What is wrong with the world that it takes until a woman wins cash for killing her husband for the show to get canceled! Is the world this demented? Damn, another rhetorical question. Now if you would please excuse me, I need a drink.

Moment of Truth (Colombian)

Liar – A genus of human found commonly in the household and on gameshows

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World Ends Now

Well so it seems that in my infinite wisdom I have formed a blog on the Internet. I am here mainly to give out my opinion on the mundane and useless, to prove more or less that no one cares. I don’t know whether anyone is actually reading this, nor does it matter. Those who do read this blog, I have nothing but pity. I suspect that Nostradamus predicted this as the first sign of Apocalypse, as he did for everything else. However if the world is planning to end I would prefer that someone notify me beforehand.

About myself? I’m a human being (that has yet to be disproved) living in Canada. Yes, that northern wasteland Canada. And yes to your next question there are people here. Last I checked I was male. I hope this stays constant.

I am an observer, and hope to see generally everything (not a sexual reference). I enjoy seeing connections. Meaning how people communicate, how we address one another and how we know each other. The Internet in my nonsensical opinion is built for interaction between human beings, which is something I wish to see flourish. Unfortunately the Universe is built to not run in my favour and now that I said this, some media conglomerate will run up an buy it…or something.

Well to give you a general idea of what this blog is going to be about. I will just post things idiotically intelligent and monotonously nifty. Technology, and media will be a big factor in this. Right now I’m not exactly sure how much. For all I know next week this will just become where I displace my pr0n. I will occasionally rant about things only I care about like used Japanese underwear found in vending machines. Expect to see something about that soon, or don’t. I really hope you don’t.

Well I might as well let the suffering start now. Discover Magazine recently put up an article on how the world’s going to end. The list goes through 20 different ways we all inevitably die. I was increasingly depressed when I found that this blog wasn’t on it. The article itself is something to think about as some way or another one these has got to be right. They list ways nature kills man, man kills man and God kills man. I personally enjoyed the last section that stated the world would end after someone wakes up, having it be a horrible nightmare. It made me pleased for a moment as it would explain the deranged world I live in. Here’s a link http://discovermagazine.com/2000/oct/featworld

Go fornicate yourself with it